I cannot hear about the new Netflix app that will stream movies onto your phone anytime without thinking about THIS.
August 2010
The Mountain Goats, “No Children”
Hand in unloveable hand.
sade:
(via babyastronauts)
Damn that’s right! Fuck you all.
THOUGHT EVERYONE KNEWW!!!!
I’m going to live forever.
All my friends are funeral singers assholes.
Amoeba came through tonight, in a big way.
I came home drunk from the shitty bar I went to with my stupid friends and assembled the bed frame/headboard/baseboard combo I picked up earlier today, the one I stuffed in my car as best I could then lashed the trunk door to its base as tight as possible, because I’m a god damned man.
and still, to this day i will have the most stressed out dreams where it’s the end of the semester, and i just remembered that i had a class (usually a math class in my dreams) that i forgot to go to. the entire semester. a class that i forgot i was fucking enrolled in. and i needed to graduate. because in these dreams it is always the last semester of my senior year.
and i wake up in a fucking sweat with my heart pounding and i’m so worried about telling my parents and then i look around and i’m like…
OMIGOD I HAVE A DEGREE. STFU.
I have this exact dream a few times a year. It started happening just before I graduated, in the week after my work was finished but before I actually walked.
You’d think I’d catch on after awhile, become aware of the dream, but nope; I wake up in a panic every time.
This is kind of amazing. A bunch of Radiohead fans coordinated a concert video by all attending the same show and shooting it on whatever they had, cell phone, flip cam, DV camera, whatever. The band then gave them the audio recorded from the soundboard(!!). Everyone took the data home and devoted god knows how many hours to sorting and editing all the footage. This is the result.
The 16 year-old me is dying from excitement right now.
(Special thanks to Pixelhorse for bringing this to my attention)
today, for the first time ever, I made comedy show flyers! sure I wasted money on the color copies that therefore limited me to only printing 20, but dagnabbit are they adorable.
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Erika made this. sure, it fails to mention it’s a comedy show, but look how cute child alcoholism and bad…
Based on the one joke I’ve heard her tell, this will be funny. You should go.
Checking out The Suburbs made me want to revisit Neon Bible, thee olde recorde of epick disappointmentt. Still don’t think it’s very good, but I must admit that this is a jam.
1. Be a badass
2. Fuck the haters
3. Get laid
4. Book a real vacation
5. Clean all the things
I can live with only having accomplished four out of the five.
Piranha 3D and The Suburbs today. Huge potential for disappointment. Adam Scott/Win Butler, please don’t let me down.

